User Profile

I'm a Failureboy. So are both my brothers and my friend, Adam. We make movies. Sometimes. Here is our website: http://www.failureboys.com/

I'm also First Mate of the Bloodwake, a pirate group at the Renaissance Festival in Shakopee, Minnesota. We pay to get in and then drink like fish. At least, those of us who AREN'T pregnant. Here's our website: http://bloodwakepirates.com/

Ummmmm...what else?

If I went to Hogwarts the sorting hat would put me in Slytherin. I took a test once that said "Ravenclaw" but that's a bunch of nonsense. I'm more clever than brainy. I think. Is that how you spell "brainy?"

I've also been to two Vanilla Ice concerts. I got stung in the scrotum by a bee once. I can use a pogo stick one-handed. I dropped out of college after 2 years, having never declared a major. I didn't move out of my parent's house until I was 27.

I judge wine and beer by their covers.

I played lots of arcade games in the teenage years; Street Fighter 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, FInal Fight, Bad Dudes, Mortal Kombat (part 1), Killer Instinct, SAMURAI SHOWDOWN 3, and last but not least, Virtua Fighter 2. Virtua Fighter 3 really sucked, but then 4 came out for the PS2 and that was pretty damn good. I play a mean Shun Di (the old drunken monkey fighter).

I can still do a back handspring but it looks really bad.

Cartman is my hero, but my heart belongs to Butters. And David Bowie is an idol.

My favorite real life superhero is Batman, but Iron Man is growing on me ever since I matched up with him on an online quiz.

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